Joliet, Illinois

Joliet is a ghetto town, but only on the east side. the west side is mainly middle class, and some upperclass. it is well know for many state titles from the area Catholic high school, Joliet Catholic Academy, also known as JCA, with 13 state football titles and 9 volleyball titles. Although most of Joliet is shitty and ghetto, the people there love it and tolerate the gangsters. (:

Joliet, Illinois, is home to Joliet Catholic Academy, which is a great high school.

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"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.

"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.

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Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass

Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA

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joliet ball wash

getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt

chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash

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Joliet

Joliet's are the funniest people you could ever meet, they know how to have fun and make the absolute best out of a bad situation. Never let a Joliet go, they will inspire you in ways no one could even realize, if you let a Joliet go you'll instantly regret it! They are also beautiful as fuck! Very caring and one of a kind.

Logan: Joliet just made me laugh so hard
Me: Lol, Joliet is the best