Honestly the sweetest, kindest boyfriend a girl could ever ask for
"Lachlan is the best boyfriend ever"
If you EVER come across a Lachlan never let him go. He will treat you like your the most important thing in the world to him. He will love you like no one in the world. Lachlan is a funny, kind hearted, cute person. You could even call him hot. If you are lucky enough to come across someone like him treat him like he is the of person in your life. Lots of people will be crushing on him but he may already have a girlfriend already.
Lachlan is the best person you will EVER meet!
Lachlan is the one always getting the women. He has a huge cock. He is a great boyfriend that girls should be looking for. Lachlan will grow up to find a Hot girl to spend his life with.
Another word for "good snowboarder"
"wow check out that guy he just did a rodeo, that must be a Lachlan"
Lachlan is a sexy beast that does not give a shit about anything in life. He has a insanely big cock and can win over any Bloke or Sheila or Rather not say, that comes his way. Lachlan is a Lad and everyone is made to honour and bow below his feet.
Person 1: Holy shit!! there's lachlan, Let me bow down and have a wank.
(Retard)
1. Doesn't do any work and still passes tests
2. is an absolute fucktard
1. Lachlan is an absolute retard and shits his pants all the time but still gets gorls