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the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
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That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!
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A creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. "She" speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a hoard of pimply lesbians. "She"/It has been know to bust into houses at night and a**-raping anyone it sees. The only known protection is from a hot girl.
Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.
The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Spencer: "Did you know it's national Man-hands awareness week?"
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"
Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
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Unusually long, elegant and artistic fingers and hands, disproportionate in size to a man's height. Can evoke sexual fantasies in women; often viewed as an indicator of penis length. First used to describe the hands of guitarist Aaron North (Buddyhead, Nine Inch Nails, The Icarus Line).
She can't stop staring at that dude's sexual man hands.
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the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
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A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
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