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Moff's Law

1) As a discussion of a creative work grows longer, the probability of some ass whining about “overanalyzing” approaches 1.

2) In any discussion of creative work, anyone who says “OMG, why can’t you just enjoooy it??” automatically loses. Hard.

(as defined by karinova)

After he whined "why can't you just enjoy Avatar without bringing RACE or IMPERIALISM into it?!!?" (because he was losing the argument), we invoked Moff's Law all over his ass.

by Tangierine January 6, 2010

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T Moff

A heterosexual squid that likes to prey on on smaller white squids who’s only method of scaling the giant squid is to run away

Dude: look at that guy he is bullying all the little kids, all they ca do is run away

Dude 2: he is a T Moff

by Dog shampoo March 19, 2020


Grand Moff

noun.
1. A big shot. Someone who has a very large reputation. See Big Kahuna.

Term originates from Grand Moff Tarkin, the Imperial General who authorized the destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars. However, the more colloquial use of Grand Moff started sometime in the late 20th century.

1. Lumberg in Office Space is the quintessential Grand Moff Boss of the office world.

by dinyctis June 11, 2004

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moff

coined from the infamous yearbook camp leader, jeff moffiet
1. any action one can do that is percieved as vile or disgusting by others
2. a word used to describe absurdly gay men or non-gay men that can be perceived at absurdly gay
3. An open ended term used to describe the most lewd, kinky, perverse and vile sexual action in the human consiciousness.
4. masturbating

"that dude is such a moff" "andrew, i can see you moffing off"

by joe jonas June 30, 2008

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Moff Gideon

Leader of the Imperial Remnant. Wants to study Baby Yoda's blood for unknown reasons. Maybe he is behind the Snoke clones found by Kylo Ren on Exegol? Very likely has strong ties to the Sith Eternal cultists. Heck, maybe he even knows that Palpatine cheated death by transferring his consciousness into a clone body. He seems to know a lot about Mandalorian culture. Actually, he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Defeated by Din Djarin in combat. We'll have to wait until season 3 of the Mandalorian to learn more about him.

Moff Gideon didn't appear until, like, the end of season one. That's how much of a mystery he is! Long live the Empire.

by The Fandom King December 21, 2020


Moff tits

When you can no longer stand on your own two feet.

In other words under the influence of some severely good illegal substances.

Mate I can’t stand any more , think I’m moff tits

by Dave moff tits October 20, 2022


Grand Moff Tarkin'd

The act of cucking someone by bringing up the fact that you got the position first.

Zach really Grand Moff Tarkin'd DJ about being a training assistant first.

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape September 18, 2019

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