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A blood sucking insect that makes you like flies better.
Politicians are also mosquitoes
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A girl that wants to date your boyfriend. Although she is not a threat to you, she is annoying and can get under your skin because she will always be buzzing around him. She is generally a girl who always gets what she wants so she isn't shy to flirt with your boyfriend shamelessly even when she knows he is taken. She thinks she can take you down, but like an actual mosquito this girl just needs to be squished.
I can't leave my boyfriend alone for 10 minutes without him getting attacked by those damn mosquitos!
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69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.
Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.
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1. an annoying insect
2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina
"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."
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A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25
"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"
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little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant
why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?
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MOSQUITO (verb): to slyly drink the drink of someone else when they least expect it. There is a high probability of having your drink mosquito'd when someone of the opposite sex who is shorter than you poses for a photograph with you and he/she is really thirsty.
1. Dude, she totally mosquito'd my drink when Aloysius took our photograph with that disposable camera.
2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.
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