beast museum

A group of ugly chicks.

"Oh shit don't look now."
"Why?"
"Beast museum, 12 o'clock."
"FUCK, why can't I go to a school with hot girls?"

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Museum of Sex

1. Popular New York City tourist attraction whose mission is to "preserve and present the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. 2. wank bank

"I'm going to stay home tonight and visit the Museum of Sex."

steamboat museum

The place/time when a person becomes sexually active.

Person: "I'm off to the steamboat museum!"
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."

night at the museum

when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY

Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.

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Museum Fatigue

The type of exhaustion you get from walking from place to place, stopping, thinking about what you are seeing, then continuing. This happens often in a museum.

Too bad this place has no benches, I’m feeling the museum fatigue.

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firefox museum

to be romping around rambunctiously

i am as sober as a firefox museum

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British museum

A museum located in Britain that gets most of its artifacts by stealing them from other contents.

The only reason the pyramids are in Egypt still is because the British museum wasn’t big enough to fit them