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When a mans testicles elevate, elongate, and stiffen, during extreme arousal.
"Dude, that chick gives me a serious nard-on every time I see her."
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(nard):a word that means for testicle often used as an exclamation of disappointment
(narded): to be beaten beyond repair there is no coming back from being narded
use 1:
person 1: hey will you go out with me
person 2: sorry no
person 1: aw nards
use 2:
person 1: he man I lost that football game
person 2: aw man that sucks how badly
person 1: lets just say we got narded
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a cross between a nerd and a retard.
yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!
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Taboo term used to refer to the testicles
Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test
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"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.
E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"
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After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.