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lots of pieces of paper that are bound together by a wire or glue. It's cool
I'm going to write in my notebook today!!
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"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:
A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.
B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.
C) n00b
If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.
Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
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The greatest movie, it is so sad. I cried all through the end. Every guy who said its a pussy movie and only a chick flick, i bet you bawled your fucking eyes out. It's not bad to be a little sentimental, you cannot tell me you didn't find it sad, the fact that he went day after day trying to get his wife to remember him, and then when she did, she relapsed and flipped the fuck out, screaming "who are you!?!?"
The notebook:
Allie: Do you think our love can create miracles?
Noah: I think it can.
Allie: do you think our love will let us be together forever?
Noah: I think it will, I love you.
Then they fall asleep in Allie's bed, and they pass away in their sleep.
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The cutest movie about with the hottest guy in it ever!
Damn I'm bored, let's go watch The Notebook.
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THE **best** movie of all time!! it will make u CRY!! it made me and my bf cry, and hes a REALLY tough guy!! so all yall fools out there better watch it!!
Allie: do u think our love is strong enough to have us die together?
Noah: our love is strong enough to do whatever we want it to.
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The epitome of a soapy, glossy, and cheesy melodrama.
I don't care how fucking hot you dinner whores think Ryan Gosling is, the acting was so-so, the plot was predictable, and the romance was just plain cheesy. The Notebook is nothing special.
The Notebook is a complete ripoff of Titanic and Fried Green Tomatoes.
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A movie popular among those of an IQ no higher than 75.
- That dumb bitch keeps talkin' about The Notebook.
- After I'm done watching The Notebook, I'm going to go watch American Idol.
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