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Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.
Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
Being an optometrist is interesting, you get to look into people's eyes.
And if you get lucky a hot male or female specimen might come to get their eyes checked.
Optometrist 1: Did you see that hottie over there.
Optometrist 2: Bitch stop checking out the patients and get your ass back to work.