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When your underwear stick out over the top of your pants.
You could tell she was wearing granny panties because she was parachuting.
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When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it
man you got a great toke off that parachute
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Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...
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When a man farts into a woman's vagina
She was sleeping and I parachuted her.
She loves the parachute.
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When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.
Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.
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Method of administering drugs. Typically pills, rocks, etc., by inserting the drug into your anal cavity.
Yeah remember that ice I told you about? Well, we ended up parachuting it.
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Where a guy masterbates and shoots his load into the air and trys to catch it on his tounge
My girlfried walked in on me in mid parachuting and soiled my true religions
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