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When someone leaves an anonymous shit in a public/common toilet.
Who left that fucking Phantom.
Dude, I just left a phenom Phantom.
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A sexual exploit used during intercourse. In traditional doggy style position the male spits on the females back as he removes his genitals from her. The female in normal response will turn around, where, at that moment, the male will ejaculate on her face. The technique is aptly named the Phantom for its ability to deceive a female into a males ejaculation on her backside causing great humiliation to the female and extreme jubilance for the male.
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after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
Gary: You look confused, Paul.
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
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Only the biggest, baddest Broadway show EVER! PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ROCKS!!!
I got to see Phantom on Broadway for only $20!
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Short for Phantom Regiment, an excellent drum corps who consistantly makes finals in DCI championships. Known for always keeping the good classical stuff on the field.
Cavies are the winner, but Phantom still has my heart. Their show in 89...
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In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.
Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?
Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?
SA: Yeah, need a phantom?
A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.
SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.
A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.
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This is better (and funnier) alternative to the ooo so classic "Beep and Wave."
To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.
It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.
This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.
Possible Hazards:
Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah
Happy Phamtoming!!
"That phantom scared the shit out of those people!!" (usually followed by lots of laughing!!)
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