Pineapple

The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.

Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm.

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Pineapple

PINEAPPLE
A common safeword used in heavy, kinky, sexual escapades. Should NOT be used if one of your sex toys if in fact, a pineapple
#Pineapple #Safeword #ToTheLanding

Mr Garrison, please remove that gerbil from my anus. No, no NOOO!!! Pineapple, PINEAPPLE!!!!!

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Pineapple

Evil

Child: what’s that spiky yellow thing
Parent: that’s a pineapple, the devil’s fruit.

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Pineapples

A code word for a sexual act such as a blow job, fingering, a hand job or sexual intercourse. To be used when speaking around others.

Boyfriend: "Pineapples babe"
Girlfriend: "Yeah babe, alright"
Parent: "What's pineapples??"
Girlfriend: "The fruit mum, it's his favourite."

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Pineapple

A person of any gender who a group of people find attractive

"Hey girls, I saw a ripe pineapple over there!"

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pineappled

To get fucked up or have a bad experience. Derived from the movie 'Little Nicky' where Hitler had to choose a pinapple to be inserted into his rectum on a regular basis during his stay in Hell!!

Just before an inevitable bad situation is about to occur -

MITCH: 'Pass the lube - we're about to get pineappled'

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pineapples

The toxic clexa (Clarke Griffin and Lexa from the 100) shippers of twitter. However, not all clexa shippers are pineapples, just the ones who harass people.

“Did you see what that pineapple tweeted?” “I just got harassed by a pineapple.” “These pineapples are insane today.”

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