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Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
A groups of skanky hoes who twerk around cop cars
Hey check out that platoon of whores!
When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on
what's doing tonigh?
nothing, lets get the goon platoon together and goon it up ay
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the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
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A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale
'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'
'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'
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When 2 hot tag chasing female best friends vow to have sexual relations with a whole platoon.
Brandi and Nikki are so going 2 Girls 1 Platoon on Ft. Rucker.
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An organisation of incredibly good looking men. Generally involving themselves in hunting, fishing, weights, gentlemen's discussions, community service, modeling, coaching, war, or masculine pursuits. Does not define sexual preferences. Glorifies masculinity in a positive way, encourages male body positivity, encourages testosterone driven excercizes without judgement or fear. Recognizes men of all creeds ,colors ages , religions, nations, sizes, physiques, and tastes.
" Did you see the sex Panther Platoon that was out there fixing the telephone poles today? One was sweating and he took his shirt off to wipe his sweat, then ate a sandwich in 3 bites... Sure looked good".