Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

mr postman

1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.

2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)

3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"

If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...

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Postman Pat

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine

Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.

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postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

Sneaky Postman

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

Postman Pat

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates

post man pat rules so bad

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