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Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 8, 2007

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Puppet master

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.

The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021


Puppet master

Two girls scissoring while wearing anal hooks with ropes being pulled on by a third person.

I was being the puppet master to those two girls.

by Batdog444 November 26, 2018


Puppet master

The one who gets behind the puppet at the show.

He/she (the puppet master) was looking for somebody to get behind.

by Solid Mantis August 22, 2020


Puppet master

When you manipulate a person to speak in a certain direction

She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.

by Earning a fucking July 13, 2016


Puppet master

The art of inserting your entire fist into his/her anus, and opening your hand when you want them to scream.

Auntie Jill showed me the puppet master last night!

by Saucywaucy January 16, 2022