Fatass nigger that sneaks into your house & brings ya greedy ass kids presents.
That santa bol was fucking elfs
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SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.
Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!
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The practice of breaking and entering homes under the pretext of 'leaving gifts.'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'
Police log: "We caught another man santaing at 34 Main Street. Request backup; he has live reindeer."
Someone, something, or some event that is awesome or magical.
Our trip to Disney World was so santa.
the one jesus hates for hogging the spot light during christmas time
"mommy, why do they call santa time, christmas, shouldn't it be santamas ?"
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A communist.
Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.
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A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma
Santa liked snow and was the only cool person who ever lived in Minnesota
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