shafting

1) Anal Sex
2) Being overly friendly, butkissing, asslicking

1) I shafted yer mam
2) Fucking hell, He's shafting him so much!

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Shafted

DB Legends

Person 1: “I sent 20k cc on the summon banner and didn’t get any LF.. not even a Sparking”
Person 2: “dude.. you got shafted”

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Shafting it

When its just the shaft, not the tip. You must be certain NOT to touch the tip. Acceptable as a passtime, ultimatum, insult, war cry, philosophy or cheer- one things for certain: you're gonna have a hard time.

"Quinn caught Terran shafting it in the Walmart bathroom... Wasnt the first time, won't be the last"

"You will do this now! Screamed Edwards mom, but killed replied as cool as a cucumber 'nah I'll just shaft it'"

"As Thomas scored the final kill, he air shaftef it as an ultimate insult to all the noobs he just wrecked"

"SHAFT IT!!!! Andrew screamed as he plunged into battke butt naked weilding seventeen katanas"

"So what do you believe in? Gary asked Neil, 'Me, I just shaft it...and Shrek..."

"I just smoked the fattest lick of dank swamp kush ever! I'm cheeck faded now yo, better shaft it!"

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shaft

1. n. A place where minerals are mined.
2. n. Slang for penis, especially that of large and hard status.

(1) I dug 25 pounds of gold in that mine shaft yesterday.
(2) Damn! Put that shaft away.

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shaft

the bit before the bellend

she got my whole shaft in her mouth!

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shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.

"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"

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Shaft

The ultimate word to replace any alternative Swear Word.

"Shaft that Shafting Shafter"
"You MotherShafter"
"Oh Shaft. Shaft him to hell!"
"What did i do today? Shaft all"
"Wheres the Shafting Shaft?"
"He's just had a Shaft"

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