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Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.

Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day

by Always_small December 7, 2019


National Bully your smallest friend day

December 11th, national bully your smallest friend day. Your welcome

National bully your smallest friend day is when you bully your friend that is shorter than you

by Ummm me December 11, 2020


Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 12, 2006

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National give ur smallest friend a hug day

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

by CerealBoi2020 October 28, 2019

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the smallest man who ever lived

The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend

“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024


smallest chicken

if you were called the smallest chicken, you have a small cock. chicken usually stands for cock in slang so you either have a small dick or just that small dick energy.

damn I can tell your the smallest chicken in the coop bro.

by the hottest jules January 7, 2022


Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th

Bully your smallest friend day

by Ummm me December 11, 2020