sock

In SimplyNailogiclish being a "sock" is when you or another is wearing a very large piece of clothing with a hood, this hood should be covering at least half of your face to be considered a sock, most socks are quite warm.

You: Hey it's kinda cold!

CrIsTiNe: WELL I'M NEVER COLD BECAUSE I'M A SOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

socks

Something nobody can ever find

Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....

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SOCK

Some Other Cunt's Kid

The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.

"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!"
"A what?"
"A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."

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Sock

the name of this Non-Binary person I know.

person 1: have you seen Sock?
person 2: yeah they're right over there

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socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad

1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."

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sock it to

(verb) Primarilly used as sexual inuendo in referring to the delivery of sex.

Alternatively used in referrence to the delivery of a punch or delivery of a phrase.

Delivery of:

(Sex) - Oh my God girl, my pune is throbbing so bad after last night!! My boy Martin really socked it to me!

(Punch) - That little BEOTCH says one word to me, I sware I'm gonna sock it to that stupid mutha fucka like nobody ain't never done seen befoe!

(Phrase) - Tell me what he said 'bout me! I'm a big girl! I can take it! Go ahead, sock it to me!

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Sock

Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.

Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.

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