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a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.
Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!
Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."
Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."
Salesman: "Oh...."
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When your husband (and or boyfriend) dresses up like a dog in the corner of the room and watches you (the girlfriend) gets fucked by a random guy in front of him and he gets off to it. Making him (the boyfriend) a cucker spaniel.
I heard Heathers fuck buddy came over last night and make josh a total fucking cucker spaniel!
When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
A jewish dog, considered to be the jew's best friend.
Guy: What type of dog are you getting?
Jew: kyker spaniel of course!
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Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears
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(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.
Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.
Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!
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