Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.

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takeout queen

An annoying transsexual male who enjoys "taking-out" or exposing her penis, often with pompousness and pretentiousness.

That takeout queen posted another irritating video of her substandard cock.

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bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

takeout and makeout

Ordering Chinese food and making out all night.

Me: Tyler and I got in a huge fight, but it's better because we had takeout and makeout last night.
LeQ: takeout and make out? Nice. I'm using that.

stakeout takeout

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.

Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.

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Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

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french takeout

when someone throws up on purpose to make themselves look beautiful and/or fit into clothes that are too small for them, they are said to be having french takeout. also known as bulimia.

Oh god these jeans fit a week ago! I'm gonna go have some french takeout.

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