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when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.
She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off
when a guy is have anal sex with a girl/guy and pulls out with shit on his dick and starts wacking off.
john: i did the ol texas tractor pull on that girl last night
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The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.
Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!
When you are popping a russian girl in the keester.And she drags you around the house
I was ass fucking that russian sliz in the ass,and she drug me all over the house.One more russian tractor pull night my dicks gonna pull off.
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A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.
-Boz
Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull
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Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.
Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'
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When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them. Also there's a crab there
We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull crab.. the main problem was the crab
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