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When a guy is able to have sex with two different girls for three days straight!
It was a Tuesday night and a little piggy came to my house to blow my hose down ..... We hit bootsand then hit the bed ... woke up wednesday morning
and made the nasty again..... Then I shipped her and I went to work.... Wed. night.... The second little piggy came ofer to finish up where the first little piggy left off .... So Wed night.... I stuck my dirty little wolf in her straw hut and made it all sticky.....Woke up Thursday morning.... Yeah, had sticky buns buns for breakfast ......Thurs Night
...... new Little Piggy...... Shen too stayed over because she heard the hollandaise sauce on the nuts benedick was delicious...So Friday morning I whipped some up for her ..... Then Sure enough.... Friday night ... One last little piggy came over to see if she could huff and puff and hold my man soup down ..... And while she stayed over too.... by saturday morning, it really didin't matter
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when you get Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes all at once after fucking a skank
pulled up to a place called trouble's, came home with a bitch and got a triple double
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again, this move is performed when you are having sex with a pregnant chick. sorta like a threesome. actually, it is exactly like a threesome
you: yea guys...last night i got a triple double!
friends: AWESOME, how many points, blocks and steals did you have?
you again: no guys i had sex with a pregnant chick!!!!!
friends: (laughing because that is the best thing ever)
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When a female of questionable virtue has sexual intercourse, simultaneously, in every orifice with three strapping young men, and has another three chaps waiting in the wings.
me and my homies were giving it to this dirty skank in every hole and she had another posse lined up for round two.
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When you bust (2) nuts in all (3) holes during one session of fucking.
Bro, I Triple Doubled that chick I met at the club last night!!
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The act of 3 people taking a dump at the same time.
KiKi, Greg & Mike are going to the bathroom for a triple double
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When ordering a warm beverage, such as coffee, the term refers to the amount of creams (milk) and sugar added.
"I'll take a large coffee, triple double" - meaning three creams and two sugars.
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