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adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers
"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"
"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
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A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.
Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.
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Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)
That woman i met was being such a twatwaffle i just didnt have the heart to tell her.....
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Someone who is extremely co-dependent and needy af. Always a clinger and whiney. #leach #clinger
No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.
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Twatwaffles is one of the most well known group chats to the BambinoBecky community. it is full of absolute bitches who don’t stop talking. They are somehow always included in some sort of drama but that is only because they are extremely popular and live rent free in everyones heads. The girls are actually very pleasant people and aren’t as bad as people make out. if you ever come across a twatwaffle, say hello, they welcome everyone.
oh the twatwaffles are tweeting about how much becky loves them again
A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.
Did you see that twatwaffle's selfies today? Who takes that many pictures of themselves with a corn dog?
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Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
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