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When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much
She gave me a total french waiter
Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
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someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it
"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"
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A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.
Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.
front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave
Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.
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In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.
I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.
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waiter reffering to a cool, hip and happening person. It is used in everyday conversation, and it multi using as it can be used in a restaurant