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A term used to describe some who is sad.
"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."
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An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends
Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend
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When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper
I'm Depresso Espresso!!
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An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.
"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
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"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
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The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.
"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."
A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.
Cyber twink Paul: Do you have any coffee babe?
Boomer Bear: No, I just had a Forest espresso.
Coffee that is drunk while feeling despresso
I failed my math test. Time for that depresso espresso
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