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The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
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what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.
sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!
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While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
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When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.
This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
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When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.
Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.
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The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.
I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.
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A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.