grab my willy and throw me sideways

An expression that is used when you are having a horrible day or receive bad news.

John: Hey bro we're out of toilet paper so I used your pillow-case.
Mike: Well grab my willy and throw me sideways!

Stop throwing assholes at me!

A Grand Theft Auto V reference. In the mission where Jimmy sells the boat, Michael will shout this when one of the guys who falls off the boat nearly hits his car.

Guy 1: *falls off of moving boat*
Michael: Hey! Stop throwing assholes at me!

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

throw me a solid

do someone a favor

if i am sick and i need to have my dog walked. you walk my dog even though its raining. you throw me a solid.

Throw me on

When you help someone get a girl they like

Aye throw me on her I think she cute

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Throw rocks at me

Code name for someone helping you get stoned usually for the first time. Usually used by the person who isn’t experienced and more commonly used in a location where you can’t reveal the truth for example school

A really good friend who smokes: *whispers* hey you still wanna get high

You a person who has only been high once: *normal voice* yeah throw rocks at me

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"