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the only thing on megan fox that doesnt turn my penis into 3 inches of pure concrete.
oh man i was totally going to spank it to transformers 2, until i saw...the thumbs.
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thumb, pl. thumbs (archaic) - the scrolling finger. Before the digital age, the scrolling finger was used for a multitude of purposes, such as by Roman emperors to announce the decision of executing a gladiator and by police officers to record a suspect's fingerprint. Since the early 21st century though the only use of the scrolling finger has been to scroll news feeds in mobile applications such as Instagram, twitter and Facebook.
Stop licking your thumb, Gordon!
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What makes us genetically superior.
I have opposable thumbs, so I am better than you.
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The unattractive and/or short and/or fat person in a group that the others will eventually ditch before the night is over.
Don't worry, we'll lose the thumb before we hit the clubs.
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To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.
Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."
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Rather than the thumbs up or thumbs down response to something, "thumbs in" denotes an inability to care less. While holding one thumb up and the other thumb down, you then bring both thumb gestures behind you and motion to place both thumbs "in" your ass.
I voted thumbs in last election.