Tickle-me-elmos

noun

Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.

definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.

Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.

"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO!"

"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.

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Tickle me Orgasm

A male orgasm produced by stimulating the prostate gland, usually while giving a blowjob or during anal sex. Supposedly more intense than a regular orgasm. Derived from the 'tickling' motion made with the fingers to achieve this. Not to be confused with tickle my pickle or tickle my jackson

If a guy can't make a deposit at the cryo-bank, the nurse might give him a tickle me orgasm from behind.

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tickle me dildo

A dildo in the shape of a tickle me elmo doll.

Elmo tickles himself with the tickle me dildo every night

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Tickle Me Elmo

Whatever the media says that the "it" gift for the current holiday season is. Based on the 1996-onward craze for the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll, featuring the "Elmo" character from "Sesame Street." This US$30.00 toy was seen to sell for over US$1,000.00 due to extreme demand. Hence, any toy, game, or device that is supposed to be the "HOT" item for any given gift-giving season.

My son wants a drift-style scooter. I can buy kick-scooters by the dozen, but drift-scooters are this year's Tickle Me Elmo.

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tickle me berries

synonym for “shiver me timbers”

*sees someone with a nice shirt*
“well tickle me berries, that sure is a nice shirt!”

Tickle me Elmo

A red toy that pedophiles love to play with

pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo

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Tickle-Me-Schlong

When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.

Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong

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