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Phrase used among people who work within small spaces of time such as audio/video editors
Wow, Dude! That was tight as a crab's ass!
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When everyone keeps good/fun things to do on the down low, such as a good house party.
Theres never anything to do cause everyone around here is so tight assed all the time
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A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,
Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!
Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
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A new vulgarism describing Tight Wad Hill, the hill upon which cheapskates sit to watch football games at UC Berkeley.
The tradition of sitting on Tight Ass Hill has long been in effect, since college students have been poor since the beginning of time, and $70 for a ticket is a no-no.
Hey man, you going to the Big Game this weekend?
Not for $70! I'm sitting up on Tight Ass Hill for free.
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A Vagina that is so tight on a man's Penis that he can feel all of the muscles tightening around his penis
You got a tight ass pussy, it feels incredible
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A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
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