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Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.
"Joe you were nuts last night!"
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.
Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.
When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat
The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.
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When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar
Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is
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When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
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A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters
That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.
By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.
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