Tires

Black olives

No I don't want that pizza. It has tires on it.

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tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

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Tired

My tits are tired

Long like psalms

Flat like pancakes

My tits don't want to stay up anymore, they are tired

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tired

What you probably are if you're on here too much.

Hey if you're tired of this website, you're welcome to do something else.

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tired

when youre just fucking done. and a lil sleepy too.

Dude,im tired. You know the kind a nap wont help.

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Tired

Staying up to late being on the internet

Boss: You look tired
Me: I was on the internet

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tired

old, out of fassion, overly popular (see tyiad)

your shoes are tired

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