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A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.
When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.
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Alternate word for awesome, the origin being that there is nothing negative about Tits. big, small, perky, saggy. There's nothing like a nice set of Tits.
Went to dinner at the steakhouse the other night and I tell ya, that 28 ounce Ribeye was fucking Tits!
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another phrase for saying something is really awesome.
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A way to say something is perfect or just right. It can also be intesified by applying frickin' or fuckin' before tits instead of "that's"
Guy 1: This girl wants me!
Guy 2: That's tits, bro
It would be fuckin' tits if she went home with me!
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Phrase used at the end of an enraged rant consisting of prolific swearing, after saying everything you can possibly think of.
Originates from the 2010 film Kings Speech
Example
Seth: Relax man just stand up and swear as much as you can, trust me it will help
Chris: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cock, Bitch, Carpetmuncher, Piss, Bollocks, Dickweasel, Douchewaffle, Fucktard, Unclefucker, AND.........tits....
Seth: ......
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From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.
"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
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