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The definition of eternal virginity
He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.
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Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.
Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"
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Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.
Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?
Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.
A gay porn star with a piss kink.
"Did you see the new porno? It's starring Ben Shapiro!"
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Binki Shapiro is a doe-eyed blonde headed beauty who's one third of the Brazilian-American indie band, Little Joy. Her fashion sense is marvelous and she literally has the most sweetest angelic voice ever! Although a native of Los Angeles, she currently resides in New York City with her boyfriend/Little Joy bandmate Fab Moretti of The Strokes.
My Bro: Hey, you heard of Moretti's side project Little Joy?
Me: Yup they're pretty damn cool,why?
My Bro: Who's the gorgeous girl in the band?
Me: Oh that's Binki Shapiro! Isn't she beautiful? Plus her voice is like god! Did you know her and Fab are dating?
My Bro: FUUUUUUUUUUUUK EVERYTHING!!!
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Some guy that hates leftists and sounds like a mosquito, and he sounds almost normal if you put him on 0.75 speed
Also a very antisemitic jewish man
Person 1: who was the guy that sounds like a bug and hates the left
Person 2: Ben Shapiro, and also did you know he has a wife?
Person 1: what.
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Sometimes referred to as Chipmunk Mode.
Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.