crisis

note: the real crisis is not now. now is post-crisis. now we find ways to cope, we struggle with new situations. what led us here was crisis. negativity. wrong doing. self neglect. hate. hate for the self and hate for our species and hate for our environment.
now is post crisis. now is new.

You are not my crisis. You are my goal.

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Crisis

A british punk band in the 70's that had an unordinary and melodic approach to music of its kind. The band later slipt to form the enigmatic "death in june" which has basically fucked up songs about the holocaust and other obscure subjects. Crisis, in my opinion, was an overall great band.
One of their songs is White Youth

I hate british music. Like, Crisis. Ohh gawd.

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Crisis

Blatantly homosexual

Stop staring at my ass; that's so Crisis of you.

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CRISIS

Christian ISIS - the christian theocratic movement is similar to ISIS' push to create a system of government dominated by one religion - Christian + ISIS = CRISIS.

The effort to have monuments for the ten commandments erected at state capitols is a constitutional CRISIS!

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Existential Crisis

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

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Existential Crisis

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."

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crisis averted

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

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