i’m doing you

Having sex with you

I’m doing you tonight

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Do you send

“Do you send” is a phrase when a some one is asking if you send nudes...

“Do you send” I read from my Snapchat messages

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Do you a solid

(noun phrase) 1. A deed done usually for a close/good friend and understood as a favor; 2. A compacted bowel movement free from any signs of liquification; 3. The production and further application of an impressively hard/erect penis/cock that is both visually and physically quality material and most pleasurable to the recipient.

Bartering on her investment and hoping to get a fair deal, the young lady got in on a sweet deal. She had ended her request with the well worn words, 'Can you do me a solid on that?" The voice on the other line, clearly Nikki's, told her in no uncertain terms, "Little girl, I'm gonna do you a solid, and then I'm gonna double it cause this needs to happen for me for sure. First off, the weight will be there---no worries there. That's your first solid, dig. The other solid, now speak now or forever hold your ankles high. I mean the other solid that'll be coming with the first one is this FUCKIN' rock-hard, totem-pole cock of mine that's practically ripping through my jeans right now at the thoughts of how I'm gonna whoop your ass when I put this cock to you. So dolid's being done for you tonight, twice guaranteed. If you require more...... ask. I'm heading in your direction now, girl".

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do you has?

-What it takes to join the Homestarmy
-The guts
-The determination
-The five bucks

Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?

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do you date?

This is the pass code in some areas where prostitution takes place. Usually implies a solicitation from a cheap prostitute.

So you are walking downtown Baltimore late at night coming in from the bar and some trashy looking female you pass ask:

"Do you date?"

If you want to avoid chlamydia, you say "NO".

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You Do You

the act of doing the things that you normally do. Nothing more, nothing less. Just being yourself and showing everyone who's boss around here.

Person 1: Hey, I went to the mall and bought a YOU GO BAK today.

Person 2: You Do You, Pal!

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do you fancy

This is most used in the British English, and it means "to want to have or do something"

- Do you fancy a drink this evening?
- I didn't fancy swimming in that water.

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