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Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets
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Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.
Even Ferret agrees to Free Wilbur’s Main.
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A sweet, adorable, domestic member of the weasel family who will try to kill you in your sleep.
Why is my pet ferret holding a knife behind his back?!?
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1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers
2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other
A: What did you do last night?
B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep
A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.
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Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
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A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.
Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.
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Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.
Wow, that ferret smells like piss.
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