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Usually denotes that an incredibly trivial event in the life of some overdramatic asshole has occurred. Although you don't care; they want your pity.
It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.
Ahh man, I stubbed my toe, fuck my life. (friends stare in silence).
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Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
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Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.
"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..."
"Oh my god I farted fml.."
etc. etc. etc.
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Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.
"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"
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you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.
or when your hearing info u say it
Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?
brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or
i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :
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A phrase use when one is royally pissed of when something goes wrong.
Used in the movie "superbad" by the guy working at the liquor store when he has to clean up spilt beer.
a form of raging
*your crush walks by with another girl, your pop just exploded and you failed your exam so you say...
fuck my life!
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