It means your computer is horny.
Bob: Dude I think my computer has a mind of its own, fatblackchicks.com just opened up
Rob: Nah dude, your computer is just totally gucked
The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.
The male derivative of the word Gunt.
Short form for cock-gut.
Gut + Cock = Guck.
Also known as a Gick.
Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.
I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.
Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.
A wet stinky mushy turd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)
He had to make a guck before his shower.
The secret religion of the Guckers. The believe the great Guck, the one true God who talks of Money, Pussy and Weed. It is believed it originated from The Land of The Baby Dicks.
Pussy ass niggas from the Guck church tried to make me pay $50 last week!
1. I’m tryna dydtycaomf.
2. You are the coolest and sexiest person I know.
1. Hey liam, Guck.
2. Just letting you know, Guck.
When you get fucked by a goose or shove Gorgonzola up yo pussy
"He was gucking me so hard until I had to return him to the zoo."
"It felt so good getting gucked by the Gorgonzola, I decided to put some crackers up there too."