Kev

wanker scum that comes froma council estate, normally wear tracksuit, gold chain and baseball cap and shitty trainers. think they're solid and walk like they're trying to keep their drugs hidden up they're arse. shuld all be shot on the spot

"yeah mush, come on then u startin!"

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Kev

word is used to be applied to males who like to fall down or up stairs, off chairs, and in bathrooms and enjoys the companionship from multiple females within the 21771 zip code. He is also known to attack females in the 1001 block of Twin Arch Road

I was having sex with this guy and after we were done he told me who he had sex with. He was such a Kev!

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kev

a peanut-sized clitoris

kev has a clitoris the size and shape of a peanut

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Kev

An absolute dickhead of the highest order.

Jesus man Kev was a dickhead last night, he nearly killed Laura.

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kev

the cutest human on this planet.

"hey do you know kev is cute?"

Kevving

Verb - To Kev

A chavvy way of describing the action of cruising in a car, often playing loud, cheap dance music in badly modified hatchbacks with no badges and those little blue LED sets you get with Max Power magazine.

Old Vauxhall Novas and Fiat Puntos are popular with Kevvers.

Daz: 'Ah mate, you up for a bit of kevving round Northallerton tonight?

Baz: 'Fuckin' yer mate. Taz is out kevin 'n all'

Daz: 'Fuckin' kev the shit out of him, mate'

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Kev

A Kev is gracious, alluring, strong, funny, and totally handsome. He is open about his life story’s and is ambitious about his future. He pulls you in with his luxurious eyes and taunting smile. You never wanna be without a Kev.

I wanna get with a Kev, nobody else deserves me

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