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The single meal consumed by recent college students/college graduates - particularly liberal arts majors - who are too poor to afford to eat multiple times during the day. Can be comprised of anything, but usually contains some sort of "real" food (vegetables, even if canned), or a close proximity such as TV-dinners. Generally eaten in late afternoon to stave off hunger pangs during the night.
Frederick's stomach was growling, it was almost 7PM and he had yet to eat meal.
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The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".
Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby
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(verb) The act of paying for some other mooching college student's meal at the cafeteria with your own meal plan. Also called a "Meal Swipe" because you swipe your student id to pay for said meals.
Tina: Hey, I'm totally out of food and too lazy to go to Wal-Mart. Will you meal me?
Mary: I mealed you twice last week! Go mooch off of someone else!
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a guy that is bad ass; a pimp ; a boss like slim thugga. loves partys and beerr and bby oh's
dayumm man did u see that dude he was meals on that baby hoeee!
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The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.
Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!
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A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.
Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.
Lets go to Chipotle, I need a good push meal since getting back from my AT.
A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.
I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.