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Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death
"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette
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:D the best thing in life that can help you in many ways
me: :D i wanna hang myself
person: *gives noose* this is what you are looking for
The anatomical arsehole located between your bum cheeks.
Doctor: "please sir, kindly slacken that noose before I attempt to remove that mobile phone".
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a rope you dance on lol joking that's how you get hanged
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You have to have some seriously sagging balls to do this. Wrap your penis around the left side of the sagging balls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. Tuck your penis in between the side of your left leg and your balls. When someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone's head.
Instead of getting me with The Goat, I got got by The Noose.
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Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.
1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.
2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...
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