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The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.
Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"
A huge ship that once floated, but doesn't anymore.
Do you remember the Titanic?
Oh, that ship that doesn't float anymore?
Yeah.
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That awkward moment when you realize your friend is actually titan from megamind
Spencer: hey guys
lil alphy: holy shit it’s titan from megamind
Spencer: What the fuck
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Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.
The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.
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When something looks like a good idea but it's actually a terrible idea.
Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?
Person 2: What?
Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.
Person 2:Aw yeah do it!
*after, in jail*
Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
A girl who goes down on the first time out.
"Last night was great!"
"What'd you do?"
"I went out with Mary."
"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"
*high fives*
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A sexual position where you penetrate your partner from the rear (as in the famous scene from the film “titanic”) in front of the refrigerator, you precede to open the freezer and grab a full ice tray, you then smack your partner in the face with the ice tray, while yelling “Iceberg right ahead” in your best British accent.
d00d, I was with this kinky girl last night, so I gave her the titanic!
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