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(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle
Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.
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To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.
Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.
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Nickname given to his grandson "Todd" by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.
That's my Toddler!
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Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.
Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.
An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.
toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...
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Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.
Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!
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A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.
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