tofu

TOFU
stands for:

Toilet
Overflowed!
Food for
U!

A white block made from soy beans. A substitute for meat. Tastes like a mix between cardboard and styrofoam.

It's easier and cheaper to eat meat than it is to eat and buy tofu!
Eating meat unethical? Give me a break, what about the poor cute little soybeans killed to make the Tofu?!

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tofu

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

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tofu

fake chicken aka padding to a bra

what are you today? uber tofo!

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tofu

WAT? it tastes good in the cubes wit the miso soup tho....
Its bean curd.

"i am strange so i lik the tofu cubes in the miso soup"

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tofu

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

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tofu

Too Old For yoU
also known as to4u
often used in response with asl

guy: asl?
girl: 13 f ny u?
guy: tofu

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tofu

An abbreviation for TOtally Fucked Up, pronounced like the food tofu (toe-foo)

Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu

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