tonge

the male sexual organ, but can be used as a derrogatory form of abuse against someone

you're a fucking tonge

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Tong

A scandalous girl. Loves human activism, travelling and going on a safari. Knows every line of the kama Sutra. Likes to be on top of everything- and I mean everything. Warning: Deers stay away.

How Scandalous are you? I am sure it's around 5 Tongs.

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tongs

Adjective or interjection. A bro word used in place of cool. Indicates acceptance, acknowledgement, or approval. Always used in a low and unexcited tone of voice.

Bro 1: Hey bra, there a beer pong tournament tonight?
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bra, 11:00. It'll be tongs.
Bro 1: Tongs bra.

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Tonging

It's like scissoring but for fat people.

Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.

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Tongs

Verb 1. Derived from the discovery of pimps smoking spliffs etc using tongs so as not to contaminate them with finger prints. A way of smoking.

Verb 2. To smoke anything other than a cigarette.

Tongsed

Adj 1. When one is intoxicated by any substance.

Tongsin'

Verb 1. Smoking/drinking.

Adj 2. Someone acting in an irregular manner. Crazy, off the wall.

Adj 3. Something trippy or incredible. You approve of it.

"Ah bruv come let's tongs."
"Ah I'm proper tongsed as well"
"Oi bruv is we tongsin' tonight?"
"Jokes! Dis bre's tongsin'!"
"AAAH DAS TONGSIN'!"
"Tongs it bruv!"

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Tong

Tong is a common used slang term for a person named Tony, it's used as a term of affection most of the time.

Tong is the best, I sometimes forget to call him tony

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Tongs

To show someone the tongs is to show them the middle and index finger as an insult. Also known as the Vs.

Boab: I'm sure that radge driving past just flicked us the tongs!

Rab: Aye? What a radge!

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