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Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.
Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.
Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.
Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.
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The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.
I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.
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The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
To drop something on your toe.
"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."
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When you fart while watching cartoons and get a boner or horny.
Delbert just had a toony boony while watching sponge bob.
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In Canada, KFC sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they're not allowed to legally include in a meal. It normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 Canadian Dollars (a toonie). Usually it's just hobos or old people who actually buy it.
Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.
grandma: "Well why don't we go to KFC now? it's Toonie Tuesday so it'll only cost two bucks eh."
grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."
grandma: "Sweet!"
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