Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!
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A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
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An instance in which while having intercourse, the man pulls out and cums inside her nostrils, and at which point she snorts it and swallows it.
Man: Quick! Generals Top hat!
Woman: -snorts- -then swallows-
delicious. aha
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When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.
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A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.
That ole boy collecting parking money at the βCelebrationβ in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.
Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
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