An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
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a wanker
He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
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(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.
That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.
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A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.
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n. One who frequently reports AOL Terms of Service violations.
ScreenName123 is a tosser. He'll report you if you say "damn."
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someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl
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